I AM BRILLIANT.
There. I said it. Well, I DIDN’T – but so many others have – hundreds of people telling me just how great I am – yes, it’s time for a funny trip through my blog spam!
People Love My Boas!
Let’s begin here: I didn’t even realize I HAD feather boas, but I got a blog comment to one of my movie posts with this boa update – and question:
“Arranged your budget for any feather boa. How much are you prepared to shell out for the feather boa?”
I’m as confused as you, and have NO idea how much I want to “shell out for the feather boa”, but it made me laugh…in fact, a search through my spam folder was a joyous trip of wonder and amusement.
Need Auto Insurance – Cheap?
No one wants to get in an accident, but if you are covered by insurance, all is good – you just need to find the best deal – and where better than online?
There are literally hundreds of comments in my spam file under various “cheap auto insurance” banners, and they all tell me how great I am:
Here are some of my favorite comments in my spam, all from “cheap auto insurance” websites:
It’s like you’re on a mission to save me time and money!
Never would have thunk I would find this so indispensable.
Your website has to be the electronic Swiss army knife for this topic.
Life is short, and this article saved valuable time on this Earth.
Now I know who the brainy one is, I’ll keep looking for your posts.
Some of them are better than anything I could make up, like this one:
“This information is off the hizool!”
And in case being “off the hizool” isn’t enough, how about his patriotic compliment:
This might just be my favorite spam comment of all:
“Free knowledge like this doesn’t just help, it promote democracy. Thank you.”
Wow. I am touched. Touched ALMOST as much as I was then I got an email telling me I had won millions!
The best part was this: the note was sent from a 4.3 inch tall Attorney! Click here to see more!
You can only imagine how touched I was…let me know some of your wildest spam notes!
bacon spam
