2017 Is The Year Of “Bacon Man!”
First of all, thanks to Alex Sim-Wise for sending me my own Superhero for my birthday! Yes, thanks to Sim-Wise, in 2017 I will take on a new persona:
Sim-Wise sent me this on my birthday, and I plan to take advantage of any an all super powers I choose to give it to make this year the best ever…I will say that this outfit is much better than the alternative:
Bacon products
Bacon Helmet!
“Bacon Man!”
Um, I don’t think you’ll see me outfitted like that, but I do plan to share the powers of bacon liberally during the upcoming year.
I’m not sure yet EXACTLY what these “Bacon Man” powers will be, but I promise they will include a lot of this:
Bacon Is “Man’s Best Friend!”
Let’s face it: we all love bacon. It’s all over the internet. We all know that bacon is used in so many creative ways: it can turn a burrito in so much more:
I think my “Bacon Man” Superhero will help those “dishes in distress” that need help becoming something GREAT…you know, the way that bacon can turn macaroni-and-cheese into something special like this:
As you can see, bacon makes everything better, like these amazing deep-fried bacon wrapped Oreos! See the recipe here:
Remember that “Bacon Man” will only do good, as opposed to this guy, the “Bacon Demon”:
The “Bacon Demon” is known to do more abusive things to bacon, like forcing it to stack up in 1,000 pile increments:
Of course this happened in Japan, where they love to take their food and turn it into something completely different – see how they do it here:
Of course, bacon is for more than eating, just ask my friend Sara Underwood:
Sara was willing to don a “bacon bikini” for a shoot once, just one of many celebrities willing to play with their food…see it here:
In Japan, I found that bacon was more than just a bikini – it was also a hairpin!
See all of Tokyo’s “wearable food” here:
Finally, the fifth best way to utilize bacon is on your phone:
I own a bacon iPhone, which I continue to upgrade – so the bacon gets bigger and bigger along with my phone…see some more unique iPhones food covers here:
Thanks so much to Alex Sim-Wise for making me a “Bacon Man!”
Sim-Wise was great to film with, like this shoot with Producer Corrado in Tokyo – she was a Cosplayer in a “Maid Cafe” for us – and here are some more of her more adventurous shoots with G4:
https://johnrieber.com/2013/07/26/alex-sim-wise-her-london-shenanigans-tokyos-greatest-hits/
More to come from “Bacon Man” in 2017!
