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Nothing Says Merry Christmas Like a Hot Dog Holiday Tree!
I love the internet, for this holiday season it has bestowed the hallowed “hot dog holiday tree”! And that’s not all, how about a Christmas tree fashioned out of TUNA FISH!?!?!?
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OK, I know you think that is a joke, but it’s not – I mean, I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET SO IT MUST BE TRUE….LIKE THIS:
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A PICKLE TREE!
I did an investigative search online and found so many wacky food ideas from the past – yes a multi-colored pickle tree, so how about this helpful recipe for green olives to cover a “cheese and pimento porcupine?”
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You see, there are so many unique ways to feed your family this holiday season – how about greens beans and a meatloaf bundt?
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Yes, that looks disgusting, but it was a real, honest effort for a company to encourage you to use their canned products for a festive meal – this product is for those who just don’t want to be bothered:
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A Christmas “Dinner!”
I think this is close to brilliant perfection, but what if it gave you a toothache? Well, in the past there was a simple, easy answer to your pain:
COCAINE!
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Well, that was clearly a “simpler time”, wasn’t it? I want to thank The Huffington Post for their great story of retro holiday foods – see more classic pics here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/retro-holiday-foods_us_58580910e4b0b3ddfd8d9d11?section=us_taste
And don’t forget, celebrities love holiday food as well!
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Yes, Mrs. Damon Runyon was shilling a hot dog dinner, and lots of celebrities extolled the virtues of cigarettes as a holiday gift as well!
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See more of this wackiness here:
Of course, you may want to serve good food this holiday season, and I have you covered for that as well:
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Here is a “Gigot D’Agneau” – a Provencal leg of lamb recipe! Check it out here:
So you can eat Provencal – or you can have a hot dog tree!
Let me know if you serve that, or perhaps a “tuna tree” this Christmas!
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